I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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