make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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