Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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