This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm getting married
To pizza
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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