I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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