OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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