when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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