if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
you had me at cake vodka
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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