So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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