Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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