I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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