38 yer olds are good kisserssss
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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