It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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