dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dignity is for republicans.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Sext me about skeletons
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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