Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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