Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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