I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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