Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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