so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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