Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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