Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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