They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.