Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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