I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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