Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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