UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My feet surprised me
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