Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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