You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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