yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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