i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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