you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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