I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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