debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
