who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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