super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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