Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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