he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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