Sponge bath it is.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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