We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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