yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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