and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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