My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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