On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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