u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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