just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.