my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize