I didn't shave. On purpose
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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