But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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