I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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