When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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