i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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