I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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