Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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