Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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