last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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